shake rape 

when you see someone you know and they offer you there hand for a greeting shake as one would at a business interview. However at the last second they try and do some fancy bro shake with you ending in epic fail on all accounts. This usually leaves the unsuspecting recipient feeling ashamed and less then a man.

(Situation: At the club in front of some girls and you get shake raped by a bro)

girls: hahahaha you totally fucked that up you must have a small penis

you: fuck that!, I just got shake raped.

shake rape by matttatts September 6, 2011

Hot snakes 

noun; the resulting soft serve butthole burning poo after eating spicy chili verde mac-n-cheese.

I need some baby wipes. That shit we ate yesterday gave me gnarly hot snakes.

Hot snakes by Hookerbooker June 10, 2018

Shake Weight

A tool to practice giving handjobs.. With one or two hands

Husband: OMG baby that was the best handjob ever!!
Wife: Thanks honey, ive been using the shake weight

Shake Weight by thecoolestjewyouwishyouknew July 24, 2010

SnakeNut 

A man who can not finish streaks or bets
Otherwise known as Mr. Nut

Did hear about Mr. Nut getting slapped because he didn’t finish the bet
Do you mean SnakeNut?

SnakeNut by Zacs1011 November 7, 2019

lava snakes 

Bowel movement that has warm and runny consistency similar to lava and composition that resembles the snakes of Medusa's hair.

Michael finished the Tai food and knew he would be battling the lava snakes for the next day or two.

lava snakes by tehsnakecharmer May 18, 2017

i hate snakeu 

A world-changing phrase that J-Hope said when he was asked his opinion on snakes.

jin: how was the shoot that we did with the snakes?
j-hope: i...i hate snakeu

i hate snakeu by princess jin March 19, 2017

Sakeittome 

The proper way to order more Sake at a Japanese restaurant while subtly indicating to the waitress that she should probably not serve you any more alcohol.

"Would you boys like some more Sake?"
"Sakeittome Baby!"

Sakeittome by the79bomb October 7, 2009