Sam Samsung

Samsung's alleged new 3D virtual assistant to replace Bixby. The hottest virtual assistant to ever be conceptualized.

Sam Samsung Rule 34 is the hottest thing ever.

by Breadinspanishismysexuality June 1, 2021

sam apperlee

Sam apperlee will win Americas got talent

Sam apperlee is so great she is going to win

by ##1 fan February 18, 2019

Sam

Sam is the most amazing person you will ever meet. His mind boggling eyes and smile makes you forget about all your problems in a split second. However, he is always there for you anytime you need help. He is someone you can easily fall for but only has one girl on his mind. He is the most understand, kind, oddly hilarious even with his extremely nerdy personality, and caring individual. If you’re lucky enough to have him he’ll give you a reason to fall in love with him every day, even if it’s just a smile.

God I’m in love with Sam.

by Jimmybrianthebear September 15, 2018

Sam

hello im paulina sam is cool but not as cool as laura and me.

sam: im cool
paulina: no

by paulinaa February 2, 2021

Sam

Basically one big molerat with one small...*ahem* pair of legs. Sams always there to make you smile even though you might not be in the best mood. He’s apparently got tones of friends and tones to say.

Samuel the camel 🐪

by Kitty.kitty. April 17, 2019

Sam

He is a kind and funny guy. He makes me laugh when I am down and laugh in general. He plays basketball and has lots of friends. He is very smart, almost too smart. He some times cheats on tests. He is an amazing guy. When he gets sad he will make the funniest / Cutest faces. He has the best laugh I have ever heard. So if you have met one keep him for life

Sam: are you ok?
Friend:

Sam: what did a shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Friend:????????
Sam: that tastes funny!!

by Lulu171723 December 17, 2019

Sam and Nova

Two absolute lads with donkey cocks and voluptuous balls bouncing every time they absolutely clap cheeks. Big hugs to my absolute G (Ginger) and u be a pro masturbator!

Sam and Nova have a massive lube pot for their donkey cocks

by Absolute swaglord February 11, 2022