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sam coop

a sam coop is a man who has his willy held while urinating by his woman. typically a white male, the sam coop is rare species and is usually found before becoming the ultimate pussywhip. after defeat, the sam coop will have his life revolved around one woman, and will become invisible to the boys

Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently

friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently

friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
by CrocodileClippers69 May 9, 2023
mugGet the sam coopmug.

Sam

Who the fuck is Sam?
Oh you’re Sam. I don’t remember seeing you before.
by Sam2000 November 21, 2021
mugGet the Sammug.

shoe eater sam

online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes
A: Did you see that guy licking goat hooves?
B: yes, what a shoe eater sam.
by Sam 3333333 May 26, 2021
mugGet the shoe eater sammug.

Sam

Chinky bastard that nobody gives a shit about , drink some bleach with that rice
mugGet the Sammug.

Samming

To smoke a blunt/pipe out of rotation order.
Josh: Isn't it my hit?

Eric: Ya i think greg is samming it
by Jaketheman69 March 2, 2019
mugGet the Sammingmug.

Sam

A decent guy. If he likes you, he’ll care for you. If not, he’s probably an asshole. He’s usually a pretty funny guy that doesn’t get enough recognition.
Man, I really hate Sam.
What do you mean? He’s pretty nice to me.
by Totally not a Sam October 25, 2020
mugGet the Sammug.

SAM

SAM is a very good name.

These are the people who love only one girl all their life. love is everything to them
everyone cheats
Whether it's a friend or someone they like

Their heart is very clean.
SAM is a very good name.

These are the people who love only one girl all their life. love is everything to them
everyone cheats
Whether it's a friend or someone they like

Their heart is very clean.
by NANDINI SINGH November 24, 2021
mugGet the SAMmug.

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