#1 Rule of Hipster

Never admit your a hipster. This shows that you are definitely not a hipster.

There is no exception. Even friends do not discuss how hipster they are.

Annoying person: "Omg, I'm like so hipster!" i.e. breaking #1 rule of hipster
Hipsters: "K bye"

by hipstershoes November 14, 2011

Double Bag Rule

One of the rules being discussed to be added into NFL Rules taking effect for the 2011 season. This rule states that "If the fan base of said team is so ugly, it is required that the people at the stadium as well as the viewers at home wear paper bags over their heads” It seems strange to require a viewer at their own home to wear a bag over their head, but the NFL insists this is for their own safety. Fans of certain teams (such as the Lions, Browns, and Colts) are so ugly that accidental viewing could cause temporary blindness. The philosophy behind this is if strong winds come through the stadium and blow the bags off of the fans heads you are still protected from viewing them by the bag placed over your own head.

Jake was such an ugly fan that the double bag rule was enforced as he entered Ford Field

by Bear Down June 16, 2011

hardcore show rules

hardcore show rules, obide by these rules at a harcore show.

1. don't push or shove at the hardcore show.(don't fucking mosh! it's not a fucking mosh pit it's a fucking circle pit! so fuck off fucking moshers)

2. don't be a dick. (even though we can't stop you from being a dick, you should help people up after they fall, and if you see a shoe on the ground pick it up, and put it in the air, if no one claims it after 2 minutes, drop it...)

3. don't get drunk in the bar and then walk into the pit looking to harcore dance. (your basiccaly asken for a fight)

4. don't start a fight. (if you get mad because someone hit you, just brush it off, and then get in there and start HxC dancing.)

5. don't steal water from the people! (They payed 2-3 dollars for that small bottle of water. even asking for water is wrong. I your gunna steal water, steal it from the people who sell it for 2-3 dollars...those fucking bastards.)

The breaking of all but rule #2 of the hardcore show rules, gives everyone the right to beat the shit out of the person who breaks the rules...

But not everyone will, only a select few actually do it...

by David Avt. May 27, 2008

50 foot rule

''The 50 foot'' rule pertains to the distance a male is from a female before he can make an accurate assessment of her appearance. If she is seen from beyond "50 feet" then she is too far away for him to judge clearly if she is worth pursuing.

Male 1. "Man did you check out that girl? She was killer!" Male 2. "No man, did you use the 50 foot rule? No! Well then, you don't if she was banging or leading the cougar line. Don't waste your time."

by partyviking June 29, 2013

25 Past Rule

When waiting for the bus driver in the morning to get to college. Always late? Use the 25 past rule. 25 past the hour? GO HOME! :)

Rick: Dude, does this bus ever turn up or what?

Tom: 25 past rule?

Rick: Schweet! xD

by Lowiee January 11, 2010

The Michael Cera Rule

In "Superbad", the girl does like him back, & they don't have sex.

"Superbad" broke the The Michael Cera Rule

by Hannibal Lector42 May 14, 2011

Half-Way Rule

When listening to Pandora the half-way rule applies, meaning that if one is more than half-way through a particular song then you do not skip the song.
This is done in an effort to preserve the 5 skips per hour allowed by Pandora.

"dude this song is total shit, skip it"
"nah dude we're past half-way, i'm not gonna waste a skip"
half-way rule

by AgentPtheBA April 2, 2013