poop twin

A poop twin is when you and a friend always have to poop at the same time or around the same time

Alana: I have to poop so badly

Hayden: omg I just pooped

Alana: poop twins!!!

by nameable April 6, 2016

poop omelette

When you have explosive diarrhea and each individual item you've eaten can be identified in your waste.

I had a stomach flu last week and was firing poop omelettes out of my ass for days

by PKNdle April 9, 2016

Pareto’s Poop

The theory that one completes 80% of their poop in the first 20% of their bathroom time.

You were in the bathroom for an hour; by the laws of Pareto’s Poop you really needed only 12 minutes.

by alghazali320 July 8, 2019

Poop Paralysis

When you have to poop so bad that you can’t move

My stomach hurts so bad that I have poop paralysis

by Ron Stevenson July 18, 2019

The Poop Scoop

The Poop Scoop is a sexual act performed by two parteners where one inserts there hand into the others in a spoon shape as the other releases excrement.

Person 1: Oh my god, did you hear Becky did the Poop Scoop with Jimmy?

Person 2: Nosh mate that’s fucked.

by NoshyCap March 21, 2019

Poop schloopping

The act of schloopping poop; when one uses said poop in order to maintain or claim territory. Commonly used by monkeys however, has transitioned to humans.

World War 3 is said to be the war of poop schloopping

by Pooppy queen April 10, 2019

Anger poop

When your older baby or still in diapers toddler throws a fit and poops out of shear rage.

When we got back from the park and we made Jimmy take a nap he threw a fit and did a huge anger poop.

by Shmedley VonDrake April 26, 2019