Ur brother a mother

The worst thing to be said in human existence. Say this after some says ur sister mister.

Carl: ur mom gay
Dylan: ur day lesbian
Carl: ur granny tranny
Dylan: ur sister mister
Carl: ur brother a mother

by Ur brother has cildtrn May 11, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Holy mother

when referencing something that shocked you

Person 1: holy mother!
Person 2: what?
Person 1: that shit scared me so bad!

by hiheyheyohallohihi March 30, 2022

Mother-bring-haircut

Getting a hideous hair cut when your mother follows you to the barber

Oh no! What happened to your hair? :William
I got a Mother-bring-haircut

by Daniyal got B00b5 August 28, 2021

Ur brother a mother

This is a term worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian" , "ur granny tranny", or even "ur sister a mister"...
This should only be used a last resort and using this term liberally may cause the end of humanity

Greg: "ur mom gay"
Dave: well, "ur dad lesbian"
Greg: shit, well then that means "ur granny tranny"
Dave: "ur sister is a mister"
*Universe implodes, leaving Dave And Greg on a floating rock in space*
Greg: you pushed me too far
Dave: don't you dare say it i swe--
Greg: "ur brother a mother"
*entire quantum-verse crumples, releasing radioactive materials that prevent and form of human life from existing for the next century*

by SavageSpaghettiSixtus May 12, 2018

Mothers Law

Mother's Law; noun
The Mother version of Murphy's Law.

As originally defined in Mikayla's Dictionary published 2024;
When a mom's time and motivation align perfectly to complete tasks otherwise usually pushed aside for lack of time or motivation alignment, the Mother's children will then undoubtedly become extraordinarily clingy, perform dangerous acts and hurt themselves requiring comfort and consoling, fight with siblings (both verbally and physically) and cause various alternative chaotic acts within the home environment, therefore causing the tasks or projects to yet again go undone or possibly worsen.

I finally had the time and willpower to (insert task here) but then the kids went feral - that's Mothers Law for you!

by Mom's fan May 4, 2024

Mothereal

When somebody is serving mother so hard it becomes ethereal.

Wow! Did you see Seong-Hwa's new post? he's literally so mothereal!

by Subscribe to fuken jaesix November 30, 2023