monkey child

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.

That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!

by kidmuto June 25, 2008

Monkey Twister

A specially trained monkey, hired by males (and on some occasions females) to twist said person's nipples when desired.

"Dude, I heard Jim hired a monkey twister for his weird fetish."

by ghosteez March 1, 2014

Monkey Woman

It's a woman of African or Creole heritage that practices voodoo and other forms of the black arts.

I will go to the Monkey Woman to get my fortune told.

by Midnight Bell 012 October 21, 2015

monkeys fuck

Not giving a damn

I couldn't give a monkeys fuck if he had two left feet

by rubyredpoppy January 9, 2016

Honkey Monkey

Honkey Monkey: Someone who has a mix raced being either mother or father one must be Caucasian while the other's African American.

Luke: So are you mixed?
Nick: Yeah my mom's black and my dad's white

Chris: Oh so you're a Honkey Monkey?
Nick: Yeah that's exactly it

by Tobias Cornett December 4, 2018

math monkey

An individual with exceptional math abilities or aptitude.

Complementary term

We all spent the morning trying to figure out the problem and we finally called a math monkey in Accounting.

The company was looking for a math monkey that could not only complete the calucations but understood the formulas.

In Algebra 2 the math monkey understood things without opening the book.

by Investments4cash August 22, 2017

Go monkey

The most suspenseful form of craziness. Only a few people can actually reach the level of go monkey. Some extraordinary humans are lucky to reach go ape.

Hey man you see mike Tyson go monkey on his opponent last night

by Snake145 March 19, 2019