March 7th

You shall send a dick pic to your homie without question. If not, your weiner shall be stolen by glorpinjeff, master of pickle tickling, in the middle of the night

Me: Hey dude lemme see that weiner!
You: Oh ya! I forgot. It’s March 7th! Here you go!

by Dietdrbepper March 7, 2023

March 21

National Favorite Hoodies Day
You wear a hoodie on this day.

Today is "National Favorite Hoodie Day"; wear your favorite hoodie. Its on March 21.

by Hans karl March 20, 2023

March

Smell sooo bad, often referred to as smelling of poo

Ew is that girl born in march she stinks

by Reonald March 23, 2022

march 20th

March 20
If you know someone born on this day and if there name starts with an P you must give him a Blow job (People born into March 20th and have a name that starts with an I must receive a Blowjob.)

(i stole this but oh well)

Welp.. Peter is born on March 20th... guess I’ll give him head.

by fuckmebjtch November 8, 2019

March

Yes, people can be named March. March is a cool person with a unique sense of style. March is usually very quiet but is fun and interesting once you get to know them! Anyone with the name " March " is usually called very silly!

Oh March? They're so silly, for real!

by irllylovesharks November 21, 2023

March 15

It is national send tasted fully nudes to your homie day

“Bro it’s march 15 send me them nudes.”
“Shiiit, ok”

by Thewhitedarknight March 15, 2024

No Memory March

No Memory March is where you can't remember anything for a month therefore you become retarded until April 1st

Person 1: why is everyone acting so retarded?

Person 2: oh you didn't hear? It's no memory March.

Person 1: no memory March? What the hell is no memory ma-

Person 1's memory: *forgets everything*

Person 1: *goes full retard*

by Novideosbecausewhynot66@gmail. February 5, 2020