Cardio lady

She's the same lady that's always on the cardio machine every time you go to gym regardless of the time or day. Whether she is walking on the treadmill, climbing the Stairmaster or using the elliptical machine, she always appears to be doing a minimum of two hours a day. She never uses anything other than the cardio machines and always has head phones on and is always tuned into whatever is on the television. They think they're super models when they're really a cross between a dead corpse and a malnourished praying mantis who cling to the cardio machines and still think that they are fat.

Julie: 'Is she going to get off the stairmaster?'
Stef: 'You've got no hope Jules, she's always on it, she's the cardio lady'
Julie: 'They should a time limit on each machine, so others can get a turn'
Stef: 'Good idea, why don't you go tell reception'
Julie:'I will'.

by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018

Moonlit lady

A little bit more then a fuck buddy but not a girlfriend.

My moonlit lady baked me a birthday cake

by Happybeair February 3, 2018

Angry Laddy

Said with a Persian accent, a cool American dude that is moved to anger.

I told Laddy, "you're da man, man!" but this just made him an Angry Laddy.

by Mr.9 February 9, 2018

Church lady

What you call your friend,associate,etc when they are dressed very out of date and style

Hannah you dress like such a church lady

by Unsocially._.Awkward February 11, 2018

Speckled Ladybugs

The best rec-soccer team in high school, but wants the players from the school's J.V. team to join them.

Nate: In high school I'm totally gonna be on the Speckled Ladybugs

Matthew: I don't know, you might not make J.V.

by Typoleon May 30, 2018

Money Lady

Refers to Deanna Marchionda, investment advisor and entrepreneur.

The Money Lady helps local families secure their financial futures.

by Money Lady August 20, 2018

Bearded Lady

When a woman gives head to a man( a man with rather large amounts of public hair), as the man shaves the hair all over her face. The man then ejaculates on the woman’s chin, making the hair stick.

Man 1: Last night I gave my girl a bearded lady.
Man 2: Haha, how’d she react?
Man 1: We aren’t dating anymore.

by Bearded man September 15, 2018