I was just testing my reflexes

Something cool that you can say when your caught jacking off.

I was just testing my reflexes

by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2012

JAB (just a bro)

Used to signify to others that an individual is just a bro. No more, no less.

Dude, is it true you have a thing for Jennifer?
Nah man, she's jab.
Jab? As in she's just a bro?
Took the words right outta my mouth

Hey, do you have a thing for Billy?
Nahhh, hes jab.
Oh, just a bro!

-JAB (just a bro)-

by jfreshh February 15, 2019

Just Stop By

a term for having simple dinner plans and ending up at epic parties with Daniel Laporte with incredibly attractive/successful people and being fed the alcoholic equivalent of rocket fuel by his supermodel BFFs until 3am.

Hey, we could get a layover in Reno... let's rent a car and we'll JUST STOP BY this cool little event, Burning Man....

Oh, my friend Scorsese is having a premiere around the corner... slip on a tux, we'll JUST STOP BY...

It's getting late. I think I'll go home soon, but Beyonce's birthday dinner is on the walk over. Let's JUST STOP BY...

by RootSigma December 13, 2021