jacob wagner

wow jacob wagner can have my kids
by 69_4skin_69 December 03, 2018
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jacob + emily

Jacob + Emily is just another definition for soulmates. They clicked instantly as soon as they met and they are destined to be no matter what gets in the way (even *cough cough*)
Magnesium: "Yo bro have you met your soulmate yet?"
Bro: "I dont think so man... we are nothing like jacob + emily... we are more like fire and ice."
by firedaddy72 November 08, 2023
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jacob langley

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.
Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying
by TimothyMcTimothy December 21, 2017
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Jacob cook

A fat cunt who thinks they’re good at everything and has the deadest trim going.
Why have you got to be a jacob cook
by Itztherealedcaves March 16, 2019
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Jacob darmanin

A small black child who's name is Jacob and had a nut like head with a chode penis and a longish nose
Ew Jacob darmanin is a stick nut
by Djx d October 20, 2019
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jacob fiocca

ew whatta jacob fiocca
by laurenbbebddhhdj June 12, 2018
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Jacob & Nicholas

Both are troubles. If you like one of them, the other one might like you. He is self-assertive and probably thinks you like them. They are okay-ish at insulting. Hes an old man in a young boys body and doesn't read wattpad. hes nice but when you get to know them, there just an ass thinking there a smart ass
Erica: omg is that jacob & nicholas
Raven: ugh
by orangemummy February 02, 2022
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