What the absolute fuck?

When "What the fuck?" isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, "What the absolute fuck" is used.

Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.

John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man

Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?

John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.

by BloodBomb January 5, 2011

what the fox says

The fox can say many things.

What the fox says: Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-oo-oo-oo-ooo! Woo-oo-oo-ooo!

by The fox September 14, 2013

what da flizzy

What da fuck meaning you’re lost or you need help

What da flizzy how could you do that bro

by What da flizzy August 24, 2022

Yoshi What Sticker

The sticker in Mario Party Super Stars that is supposed to look like Yoshi saying “Whaaaat?”
But it actually looks like Yoshi is getting fucked in the ass

Person 1: “I still think Donkey Kong Hi is the best sticker in this game.”
Person 2: “Yes, but have you seen the Yoshi What sticker?”
Person 3: “Yoshi What scarred me.”

by SIIIMP July 4, 2022

What’s your benefit?

A term used to ask someone when they randomly say something mean, rude, or insulting. You can’t say this out of the bloom
Also after you ask what’s your benefit, you must “say what do you gain from that?”

-Term made by Imran from the dmv

Homie 1: You suck plus you stink
Homie 2: What’s your benefit? What do you gain from that? You’re not getting money or anything.

by GamerBoy Terms April 14, 2020

what's his butt

When you can't remember or dont know his name.

What's his butt, the guy who owns that badass truck. I don't his name but you known who im talking about.

by luvzcoffeeee November 11, 2015

What are you wearing

Since its Halloween...This is the only time when its not sexualized and feels appropriate to ask someone.

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING this Halloween?

by 6Nani9 October 31, 2020