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clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
by Skalkin November 10, 2019
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math club

"ew math club"
by sauced pickles May 18, 2022
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club penguin

It's a game that shut down since April 1, 2017. In the game, you can chat with friends. It's published by disney interactive & developed by lance priebe, aka rocket snail games. many of the flash assets can still be found on various websites, such as web.archive.org & icer.ink .
Jim wants to play Club Penguin with his evil twin.
Jim: wanna play club penguin with me??
Jim's Evil Brother Clone: YESS THIS IS AWESOM? PANGUON???
by JadenTheMoose June 8, 2021
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Anti-Social Smokers Club

Anti-Social Smokers CLub is the Best Place to find weed in DC.
by rich4rdhe4d June 3, 2019
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Not-So-Nice Club

An informal list of consisting mostly of popular musicians, artists, actors, and other celebrities who died at age 69. It's a play on a similar list, the 27 Club, and the notion of the number 69 being "nice."
In a span of days, Motorhead's Lemmy, David Bowie, and Alan Rickman all became members of the Not-So-Nice Club.
by WarnerShane July 6, 2023
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club guy

a person who loves and goes to night clubs till he or she is in their late 50S!
my buddy glenn is the biggest club guy i know!
by drummerg August 26, 2007
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Fuck You Club

When you are worth a significant amount of money and things at work don't bother you anymore. You can feel free to walk at any time because ' fuck you '.
Boss yelled at me today, told him to fuck off and walked out of there. Feels good to be part of the Fuck You Club.
by Jack Edward Travis January 20, 2021
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