back-up channel

There are usually "back-up channels" in which to people use in times when all other channels are on adverts. This saves people from being bored and changing activity to going outside or reading.

Dude - "I'm so glad we have this back-up channel.. i mean police camera action is pretty boring but i'm glad we're not watching some shitty adverts.
Dude-et - "yeah the adverts these days are just all for freakin injury lawyers.."

by Jonny Clarke July 05, 2009

Back-up plan

Keeping a person on the side as an alternative if original plan falls through.

If all else fails I've got so and so as a back-up plan, you know as a last resort.

by Mister please March 13, 2018

beast with two backs

The frightening moaning creature that two people become when they engage in intercourse

Watch a porno and you'll know what I mean. The beast with two backs can even be found in your bedroom or any popular sexual habitat

by Marisha A January 21, 2007

Turtle-back Sack

When a males scrotum is hard like a turtle's shell.

Man, these tighty whities gave me a turtle-back sack.

by Ank D. Holla December 24, 2007

hanging out the back

Shagging!

I hung out the back of your mama last night!

by Paddy October 21, 2003

back door action

Sticking your Man-Sausage in her Butt-Hole

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Back-Hand Fantail

Luxurious form of male masturbation.

Step 1: Take off/drop pants or unzip.

Step 2: While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool.

Step 3: Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.

Step 4: Maintain ringlike grip on The Penis with thumb and forfinger. Fanning out remaining three fingers.

Step 5: Rub it out. Maintain Fan.

Example 1
Matos: What's up Stef, your looking blue?

Stef: Man, cranking just isn't hitting the spot anymore.

Matos: Dude, just start pumping Back-Hand Fantails, it's like your knob won the lottery.

Example 2
Hayden: Yo, what you up to tonight Big Mattress?

Matt: Just popping off Back-Hand Fantails.

Hayden: Living large!

by M Dogg Diggity April 28, 2009