i'm gonna headbutt ya

what a hyperactive teen says whilst running around

scout:i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya
medic:*diagnoses with adhd*

by raybeez February 14, 2022

I'm unique

Whoever says this unironically is usually a basic bitch who has nothing special about themselves. They often can't shut the fuck up about their "Uniqueness," when in reality they're an annoying, insecure, loser. Don't associate with them.

They could also be tell the truth, which is rare.

Stacy: "OMFG I'M SO QUIRKY AND UNIQUE!!!"

Bob: "Shut the actual fuck up."

Stacy: "But I'm unique! I deserve recognition and privilege for being special and different!"

by Iamaboredstudent. August 30, 2022

I'm too pretty for this

saying that a narcissistic person like you says

teacher: guys, next class we have an exam
student: yeah, I'm too pretty for this

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

I'm fine

A female will say this but she does not mean it. She wants you to give her attention and figure out whats wrong.

I didn't text my girlfriend all day and so I decided to text her "How are you, babe?" after I got off work and she replied, "I'm fine." I immediately knew that she was pissed.

by Buntastic <3 April 26, 2023

I'm bored

Me also

I'm bored
I'm bored
I'm bored
I'm bored

by I hear too November 5, 2021

BEEP BEEP I'M A SHEEP

I love it.

"Hey have you watched "BEEP BEEP I'M A SHEEP"?'
" nah"
"Listen to it! "
"I want you"

".... "

by SuperManAss27 September 29, 2023

I'm not taking that

A phrase mentioned when somebody gets disrespected to the fucking ground by somebody else so much that the person saying the phrase mentions that if the person getting disrespected were them, they would beat the disrespectful person's ass.

"Mark just got his whole crib shot up. Me personally, I'm not taking that

by YouDontWantThis August 15, 2023