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Got the receipts

Having tangible evidence that something is true — whether that is a good thing or a bad thing.
Golfer 2: Wait! No way you scored a hole in one last weekend!
Golfer 1: Sure did, and I’ve GOT THE RECEIPTS. (My caddy caught on cellphone)
by LA-Bebo July 18, 2025
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FAG(GOT)

Foto Art Gallery, once used by comedian, The Black Jester, to troll LA left progressives, they later burned down the parody art institution.
Also a site in the works of the vain. FAGGOIT bieng Foto Art Gallery: Getting Others Together.
FAG(GOT)'s opening was announced to the dismay of spoiled protesters.
by pornstitute July 28, 2025
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Not why I got fired

Event if that IS the other side of the story... It's a story absent of a conclusion and that absents is evidence that you're lying and that you are just trying justify the conclusion without having to address it or would need to omit from or change the conclusion to try an downplay the damages I have accrued.
Hym "That's not why I got fired. I was working 80 hours a week every other week. I was picking up overtime even at other houses. Until it was clear that she was fucking that retard. Then I was fired for violating the neglect and abuses policy for not reporting retard molestation soon enough. That is the conclusion of the event you are talking about. As in, there is no alternate conclusion. It doesn't matter how many sides there are to the story. The end result was fired for not reporting retard sex. Transferred out in response to an allegation. And allegation that she say SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE but that I WAS BEING SINGLED OUT AND I STILL HAVE THE TEXT MESSAGES TO PROVE THAT SHE SAID IT. And then fired for not reporting retard sex. That is all."
by Hym Iam August 4, 2025
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Got Got

Getting an STD from a female or a male
You Got Got by that female 😂😂”
by K19BHS August 16, 2025
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Hym "Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people. You'd think you'd get tired of the child murder but I guess he likes it and wants me to do it."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2025
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Toby got me

When you or anyone else falls, trips, or messes up on something, Toby (a ghost in paranormal activity) has “possessed” you and thats why you did what happened.
I tripped going up the stairs earlier I think Toby got me.
by quint897 September 9, 2025
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You haven't got a Bob Hope

To be told that you have absolutely no chance of what you're asking for is going to happen.
Colleague 1: "I wander if the boss will let me go home half hour early.
Colleague 2: "lol, you haven't got a Bob Hope mate!"
by Britney Sparkles September 9, 2025
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