Furlough Fucker

Furlough Fucker (noun) - A person who is paid 80% of their normal salary by the UK government and refuses to actually listen to it. Can often be seen flouting the rules and ignoring every step of government guidance. Constantly complain that they are not being topped up the extra 20% by their employer. Can commonly be seen in large crowds in parks, beaches, back gardens and everyone elses houses because they feel like the rules don't apply to them. Complain that some key workers get to go to the front of the queue at Supermarkets because they are the lucky ones that actually have a job and CAN go to work. Impartial to an illegal rave and copious amounts of laughing gas because it eases their pain of being furloughed and Covid-19 can't be transmitted whilst drunk, if it is transmitted then they just say that they were drunk. Lastly, complain that they are bored and unhappy about life so queue for hours outside stores and then spend an eternity inside to keep others out.

"Look at him, he isn't socially distancing"
"Oh well, he is probably a Furlough Fucker."

by Roberto_the_realisto June 18, 2020

Fucker

Timmy and trey

Timmy and trey are both fuckers

by kkkkkev October 23, 2017

Apple Fucker

One whom fucks the apples.

Person 1: Dude, Steve spent an hour last night lecturing me on EDM.
Person 2: God, he's such an Apple Fucker.

Apple Fucker: Guys, I'm right here. Stop saying that it's not a thing.

by itslilred September 6, 2021

Fly Fucker

When your penis is so small it can fuck something the size of a fly.

Archie: "Hey, yesterday I saw a fly fucker!"
Me: "oh hey, that was probably me!!!!"
Archie: "no way, I do that too!!! Your penis is abnormally small as well?!"
Me: "Yes!!!!"

by Richard "Dick" Boomsbottom December 30, 2023

Cock faced pig fucker

It's a pig with a cock on the face and he or she is a fucking liar.

You see its very simple its an explamitive word like the word fuck just not a broad

You cock faced pig fucker get,out of bed.

by Chloe Mcburger May 19, 2018

sister fucker

Someone who is extremely based.

"Man, that guy is so cool. He has got to be a sister fucker."

by treehugger_ September 21, 2025

mother fucker

Any asshole who you don't want fucking any of your female relatives, such as you mother, sister, brother, pets, steps, uncle, aunt, cousins, nephew, niece, friends, the local barber, the gas station attendant, your investment banker, the ATM at your bank, etc. etc.

My cousin Boo Boo from North Dakota told me that she was so upset that after her father "boinked" her mom, he came after her, and then she went after him with a baseball bat. "What a mother fucker!" she said, and something else I can't say.

by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022