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five fingered discount

A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.
Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount
by oz November 7, 2003
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five finger fillet

A street game in which you stab a knife between each of your fingers as fast as you can without hitting any.
Dude 1: Yo I lost two and a half fingers the other day playing five finger fillet.

Dude 2: Man you have to stop playing that.
by Caitlinxox7 September 16, 2008
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Short-fingered Vulgarian

ANOTHER NAME OR DESCRIPTION OF THE PRESIDENT-ELECT DONALD (DRUMPH) TRUMP.
That short-fingered Vulgarian uses his nubby digits to grab women by the pussy.
by Pink Alpaca December 22, 2016
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Three fingers up

Three fingers up means that u fuck a crazy amount of bitches & u also r hella attractive
by hideyodads April 29, 2022
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stinky finger

the act of inserting your finger into some ones asshole after they have just taken a shit and didnt wipe
while jen is doing her hw her dad is taking a huge diaria shit like so big that it takes up the whole toilet and starts leaking out of it and he doesnt wipe after he says to her daughter jen come here for a sec so she does she ses that he has no pants on and tries to run away he grabs her finger and shoves it up his ass Jen: "ewwwwwwwww i godd moist warm poopy all over my finger. wtf my finger will smell 4 days." Dad:"that was an excellent match of stinky finger."
by poopy on my finger September 26, 2006
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Kid Named Finger

Waltuh and Finger are stuck in among us
Kid Named Finger: "Waltuh, we're in among us Waltuh."
by cocksucker6900 August 29, 2022
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