You:look at that pastey faced fucker heas so white he is reflecting the sun into my eyes.go get a tan some colour .. ..lol......damn pastey faced fucker
by real phrases January 11, 2014
Archie: "Hey, yesterday I saw a fly fucker!"
Me: "oh hey, that was probably me!!!!"
Archie: "no way, I do that too!!! Your penis is abnormally small as well?!"
Me: "Yes!!!!"
Me: "oh hey, that was probably me!!!!"
Archie: "no way, I do that too!!! Your penis is abnormally small as well?!"
Me: "Yes!!!!"
by Richard "Dick" Boomsbottom December 30, 2023
You are a fucker.
by Dr. Deloris February 10, 2025
It's a pig with a cock on the face and he or she is a fucking liar.
You see its very simple its an explamitive word like the word fuck just not a broad
You see its very simple its an explamitive word like the word fuck just not a broad
by Chloe Mcburger May 19, 2018
Any asshole who you don't want fucking any of your female relatives, such as you mother, sister, brother, pets, steps, uncle, aunt, cousins, nephew, niece, friends, the local barber, the gas station attendant, your investment banker, the ATM at your bank, etc. etc.
My cousin Boo Boo from North Dakota told me that she was so upset that after her father "boinked" her mom, he came after her, and then she went after him with a baseball bat. "What a mother fucker!" she said, and something else I can't say.
by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022
Akame (real) (gab) wow lmao look its liru ficker hes so bad xdxd
liru fucker (real): fuck off
Akame (real) dies
liru fucker (real): fuck off
Akame (real) dies
by the real liru fucker October 11, 2021
A "shot fucker" is someone who wants to repeatdly knocks their shot glasss against yours and keeps you from drinking your shot. It can also be any action that delays you from drinking your shot.
I really need a drink...but that "shot fucker" keot clicking his glass on mine...Let's drink the shot already.
by Diabla007 January 16, 2011