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Ethan John

Everyone's favourite man. Ethan John is caring, thoughtful, sensitive, and will always be there for you. He's adventurous and enjoys nature. If you ever want a random fact, ask Ethan John, for he will always provide an interesting and maybe not so relevant fact! When it comes to animals and crazy creatures you've never heard of, there he is, with everything you need to know.

He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!
Girl I: "Oh my word, is that Ethan John??"
Girl 2: "Yeah yo, and he's mine!!"
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Ethan

The hottest guy ever, good ass jawline, super fruity and extremely hot so if this is your name come right to bed
person 1: "Dam Ethan is so fucking hot"
person 2:"i know"
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Ethan

The guy that thinks he is cool but the girls hate him
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Ethan

A person you need to block because they are not real and they are the worst mercy main in the world.
Omg is that Ethan I NEED TO FUCKING PUKE
by Horxch April 6, 2023
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Ethan and Lainie

complete fucking sex addicts. Best couple on Earth. Love to fuck. Lainie is hot as fuck.
Ethan: wanna have sex?

Lainie: yuh slime
Ethan and Lainie: sex
by Bophofem December 15, 2021
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Ethan

The best person ever. Truthfully will be your soulmate. He had to be the right Ethan because there’s some Ethan’s out there that suck complete ass. If you find the right one he is loyal, kind, funny, hard working, and literally everything good. His smile will lighten up your day and his hugs will make you feel like you are on top of the world. I hope y’all find someone like my Ethan.
Omfg Ethan is so sexy!

Mom! Guess what! ETHAN ASKED ME OUT!
Ethan, Ethan, Ethan, Ethan
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A tight Ethan

The act of one being tight with ginger or dyed red hair
Man can you believe the dude pulled a tight Ethan on us
by The Yoda peacock boy May 25, 2022
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