douche nozzle

one who takes the very last Dorito and puts the bag back into the cabinet for the next person

person 1 yes the last Dorito munch munch munch
person 2 yes doritos

person 1 nope

person 2 you fucking douche nozzle

by wind0106 August 23, 2011

Douche-grenade

A female douche who is usually overweight, slightly attractive when you're drunk, but completely loses their attractiveness once you're sober again. They are purely annoying and you can't stand being next to them for one minute. Almost like a douchebabe minus the hotness.

Those hippo girls are completely douche-grenades!!

Get those douche-grenades outta here!

I thought that girl was hot but when I opened my eyes I saw her for what she truly is which is a DOUCHE-GRENADE!!!

by AsianBanana April 19, 2011

Douche Pound

The act of giving someone props and punching their hand with excessive force. Often done by white people who have a tendency to need acceptance with others.

Hey man, great job up there. props man. (Douche Pound)

"Props Brother!" "Frig, easy on the Douche Pound."

by sexy jesse May 10, 2010

Douche Bagnet

One who attracts douche bags.

Susan is always attracting losers...what a douche bagnet

by Anonymous Douche Bagnet October 20, 2010

douche bag

a person with a disrespectful and rude attitude.

my friend is too nice it's annoying, if he had a little bit of douche bag in him I would be happy.

by sebanana July 31, 2011

Douche Nozzle

a person who is stupid or socially awkward in an ignorant, intentional way; someone who goes out of their way to be an asshole

That guy that cut me off on the highway today is a real douche nozzle

by shift665 September 1, 2013

fuck douche

After a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina, she runs to the toilet and pushes it out as much as possible.

Quick, use my shirt for a fuck douche. You better not fuck douche on my stomach.

You better not fuck douche on my stomach.

by UserMKnight September 22, 2015