Sponge Dick

The limp dick you get from either after ejaculation or from a huge turn off.

Man there's no way I was gonna be able to give my girl some lovin with this sponge dick!

by Pine-Apple Xpress May 7, 2010

Dick gun

Is a gun that shots your bitchs vigina

Stop shutting me with your dick gun

by thecanadianninja November 17, 2017

Cheese Dicking

Someone who doesn't try to push themselves while exercising.

Hey truszkowski, why are you cheese dicking the run? You let the slowest guy beat you.

by JohnnyCee23 February 21, 2011

Trash dick

A guy that’s terrible in bed.

Becky, I’m going to stop having sex for a while because all I’ve had is trash dick.

by 6ftIslandgirl December 30, 2017

dick whisker

A pesky hair growing on the shaft of the penis; or a particularly annoying person (usually male).

Ouch, something is pulling on one of my dick whiskers; or
I can't stand hanging around with Ken because he is such a dick whisker.

by Max December 30, 2004

Dick Bully

A person who is mean to a dick.

She was giving me oral, I jokingly said another girls name, and well, she turned into a dick bully and pratically bit it off.

by Rocky and Bullwinkle November 23, 2007

Dick Sweater

To cover ones penis and balls with a tube sock or gym sock.

Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did.

by JackGeorge June 1, 2009