Twizzler Dick

Post sex urination that comes out in multiple directions only to find all angles twisting together in a twizzler licorice type format and forming one solid stream toward the end of the pee

I had some TWIZZLER DICK when i woke up this morning.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Dick Sweater

To cover ones penis and balls with a tube sock or gym sock.

Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did.

by JackGeorge June 1, 2009

Sponge Dick

The limp dick you get from either after ejaculation or from a huge turn off.

Man there's no way I was gonna be able to give my girl some lovin with this sponge dick!

by Pine-Apple Xpress May 7, 2010

Megazord Dick

A Megazord Dick is the most mighty dick in the world people with a Megazord Dick usually explode vaginas upon entry

Scout boy: dude did u see that girls pussy explode?
Danoo: I told you guys he has a megazord dick!

by Danoooo218 March 3, 2008

Dick Bully

A person who is mean to a dick.

She was giving me oral, I jokingly said another girls name, and well, she turned into a dick bully and pratically bit it off.

by Rocky and Bullwinkle November 23, 2007

Dick Shield

When a person's stomach sticks out so far that it prevents the person from getting a squirrel tap.

Frank is so fat, his dick shield blocked my squirrel tap.

by Lord Christopher November 29, 2007

Trash dick

A guy that’s terrible in bed.

Becky, I’m going to stop having sex for a while because all I’ve had is trash dick.

by 6ftIslandgirl December 30, 2017