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Chris

Chris is the most wild person you’ll ever meet in your life. He is a very adventurous type of dude and love every minute. Chris will never cease to entertain you because he is literally unpredictable. He is an extreme alcoholic ...I mean an alcoholic the type of that black out and wake up with know knowledge of the previous night of events. All in all Chris is one of the most awesome friends you could ask for.
Yo Chris did you forget what you did last night ?

Wooooooow Chris got me weak rn with his craziness.
by REMNANTTHESAUCELORD3000 August 5, 2020
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Chris

Chris is a stupid,dumb annoying kid who will bully you and harass you. If you are friends with someone name Chris RUN its not worth it to be in a friendship or realationship with the person.
MY bestfriend is Chris. OMFG you should get out of that realationship ASAP
by Leila Rivera February 17, 2020
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Chris

Chris. Typically has dark colored hair. Long and kinda messy looking. Typically on the slender side and has an amazing sense of style. Usually gifted with a charming smile that can sweep a girl off her feet.

While Chris may not be much of a talker or express his love outwardly. He still cares very deeply for his friends and his family. In fact, he's quite the cuddler and enjoys physical attention. However, his bashfulness tends to get the better of him which prevents him from actually going through with things as simple as holding hands.

Chris is also quite the genius. While he may not act it and play dumb. He's got quite a lot of information stored in his brain that would probably intrigued and surprise most of the people around him.
by Kathryn R April 28, 2023
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Chris

Chris is a man who has the biggest penis you will ever see, he is such a great person to be around.
girl: Chris has such a big dick

girl2: chris is so nice
by bigblakballs July 2, 2021
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doing a Chris Witcher

To lose your keys and then eventually find them in an obvious place
"John, we need to go, where are your keys?"

"I'm not sure, think I'm doing a Chris Witcher"
by PlantBasedRenegade February 25, 2024
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chris

The dude who won’t stop yelling get out my seat
Me:hey Chris can I sit with you

Chris: get out my seat
Me: really chris
by You know I’m right June 17, 2018
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Chris

Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall.
Chris: guys guys look this new car design is so cool
Everyone else: dude we don't care
by (´∀`)b October 27, 2019
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