Chocolate speedway rider

a term used to describe to men having a fun ride together

dude:Shall we go on the waltzer its a mans ride,proper scary
gh3y:no mate im a Chocolate speedway rider

by b1nn7 September 16, 2008

The Chocolate Cream Soldier

A sexual act involving the following steps:
You fuck a girl in the ass (or guy, or girl with a strap-on), cum in her ass, pull your shit/cum covered dick out and have her get on her knees, salute your cock European style and say, "Thank you sir."

Based on the operetta "Der Tapfere Soldat" by Oscar Strauss.

Could you please give me The Chocolate Cream Soldier?
Of course, I am your little Chocolate Cream Soldier after all!

by Nadina10 July 30, 2010

dipping the churro in chocolate

To have anal sex.

To have anal sex with a Spaniard.

To have anal sex and wishing you had a churro instead of butt pains.

Bro 1: "Hey did you go to Spanish Club last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah, and I saw a guy dipping the churro in chocolate."

Bro 1: "Don't go to Spain."

by collapsing-a-hole March 20, 2010

chocolate air freshner

fart

We were layin in bed and i said, "i want something sweet" and my boyfriend farted and said "there's a chocolate air freshner".

by chocolate air freshner May 1, 2010

chocolate-chip banana

When a man is having anal sex with his partner and pulls out his penis to discover it is covered in shit. He then forces his partner to eat the shit off of his penis.

When my girlfriend doesn't listen I give her a chocolate-chip banana.

by Dave Boner September 10, 2004

chilean chocolate sprinkler

stick a power washer up your ass to make yourself vomit feces, sending projectile poop through a tennis racquet into a crowd

i showed my buddies how to do a chilean chocolate sprinkler last night. it hurts like hell but its funny as fuck

by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009

chocolate chimney sweeper

a derogatory term for a homosexual

hanz is a chocolate chimney sweeper

by b September 20, 2003