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ill block every guy for u

"ill block every guy for u, i only want you"
- i love her
by hesmineonly March 27, 2023
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Self cock block

A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.
Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019
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Pussy block

A wlw that stops other wlw from gettin some puss. a real cunt *derogatory*
damn that lesbian is a real pussy block
by neenahbean November 12, 2022
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Wood block

It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.
My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.
by Thermoraptor May 6, 2022
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Cock Block

When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.
Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.

fuck.

cock block
by Hellawo December 13, 2017
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two-block

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.
by bobbydellwood June 7, 2018
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blocking

To Love Someone More
I started blocking you
by MrBest007 June 1, 2022
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