hard table

Someone who inspires another

Miss Whitaker is such a hard table. She inspires and motivates us, day after day.

by mawkie August 27, 2017

Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.

Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!

by laddie- October 14, 2018

hard rocky

getting pucnched simultaneously in the tits and cootie

erika got in a fight with someone. she said to her opponent “you want a hard rocky?”

by abledick October 30, 2018

Hard

I cant do this

Its too hard it wont go down

Mmmmm my hard dick is hard to push down

by Kyv8cc7cgxbl jovy November 7, 2018

hard drives

to stick a dick in the vagina

he hard drives his girlfriend when he is with her in a room alone.

by myboyedd November 8, 2018

Working as hard as a congressman

Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".

"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."

by Drunkle Dunkle February 22, 2019

Hard

Hector

Hector is literally the defenition of hard

by Somedonkus1924 February 24, 2019