by KT_brs December 30, 2018
Get the Bro-FFmug. 4 REAL ass niggas they always bout they shit if you see them now they rocking some real shit on there body ALL FREE
by mheacl May 22, 2017
Get the pounch brosmug. The equivalent of a lax bro in Midwestern states, where lax bros are hard to find. A hoop bro is a guy who plays basketball and fully embraces the culture. Usually kids from wealthier neighborhoods and cities. Usually from the suburbs. Commonly found places like Indiana, the capitol of basketball, many also spend their time outside playing basketball, partying, or eating out at places like Chipotle. Many hoop bros populate the South Bend/Bloomington/Indianapolis areas of Indiana. They spend a lot of time in the gym shooting free throws or just listening to some Lupe Fiasco. Hoop bros will often get together for a quick game of 21, which usually includes the following: Gatorade, sweat, babes, rap music, basketball shorts, shirts of their high school basketball team, Jordan flip flops, and in most cases, Indiana University clothing. Many hoop bros play other high school/college sports.
Although they do not get as much poonani as a lax bro, they are the coolest guys in their school, or if it is a small town, the actual town. Famous examples of hoop bros in the NBA include: Gordon Hayward (Butler) John Wall (Kentucky) Kyle Singler (Duke) Nolan Smith (Duke) Greivis Vasquez (Maryland) Larry Bird (Indiana State) and the list keeps growing every year.
Also, there is a HUGE difference between wealthy, white hoop bros and hoop bros from rough neighborhoods. This was written in a suburbian hoop bro's point of view.
Although they do not get as much poonani as a lax bro, they are the coolest guys in their school, or if it is a small town, the actual town. Famous examples of hoop bros in the NBA include: Gordon Hayward (Butler) John Wall (Kentucky) Kyle Singler (Duke) Nolan Smith (Duke) Greivis Vasquez (Maryland) Larry Bird (Indiana State) and the list keeps growing every year.
Also, there is a HUGE difference between wealthy, white hoop bros and hoop bros from rough neighborhoods. This was written in a suburbian hoop bro's point of view.
Hoop bro #1: Hey man, do you want to go shoot around at the courts up at Notre Dame?
Hoop bro #2: Nah man, I don't think the outdoor courts are gonna be good tonight.
Hoop bro #1: You're right. Let's wait until Sunday night. That's when the real hoopers come out.
Hoop bro #2: We should grab a bite to eat. Chipotle sound good?
Hoop bro #1: Hell yes bro. I'm feening for some carnitas.
Hoop bro #2: Nah man, I don't think the outdoor courts are gonna be good tonight.
Hoop bro #1: You're right. Let's wait until Sunday night. That's when the real hoopers come out.
Hoop bro #2: We should grab a bite to eat. Chipotle sound good?
Hoop bro #1: Hell yes bro. I'm feening for some carnitas.
by SBclayhoops32 March 8, 2012
Get the Hoop Bromug. 1. Two guys is a bro-mance, three makes a bro-mangle.
2. Hunny, I'm going to have a bro-mangle tonight with Jim and Bob. We're going camping in the woods.
2. Hunny, I'm going to have a bro-mangle tonight with Jim and Bob. We're going camping in the woods.
by jeffrey5fingerz July 31, 2013
Get the Bro-manglemug. The required space between two males when they are forced to sit next to each other; the most frequent required space is that of an empty chair or couch space on either side of the first bro.
Dan went to sit next to Bill at the movies, but Bill immediately recognized the need for Bro Space since there were two empty seats to his right and left.
by Boombotty March 16, 2012
Get the Bro Spacemug. by BygonesByJones July 8, 2017
Get the bro chocolatemug.