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beat my meat casandra

DONT TEST MAN MAN HAS GOT CREW HE WILL SHANK YOU DOWN
by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019
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Fruit ass beating

a drink composed of straight vodka mixed with fruit punch mio
I'd like to order a fruit ass beating please
by Jerry mayn September 12, 2021
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beat up max day

beat up max day is a holiday where people named max get beat up. it occurs every july 18th
Hey its beat up max day!
lets beat up max!
by thegamerboss2344 July 17, 2022
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Beat her face

She got face fu**ed
by Beat her face February 14, 2022
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I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.
Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.
by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022
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Sahara meat beat

To put sand Into a man's foreskin and jerk it.
Thank you for the lovely Sahara meat beat.
by TJR93 May 8, 2024
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beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises
Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards
by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020
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