back-up channel

There are usually "back-up channels" in which to people use in times when all other channels are on adverts. This saves people from being bored and changing activity to going outside or reading.

Dude - "I'm so glad we have this back-up channel.. i mean police camera action is pretty boring but i'm glad we're not watching some shitty adverts.
Dude-et - "yeah the adverts these days are just all for freakin injury lawyers.."

by Jonny Clarke July 5, 2009

beast with two backs

The frightening moaning creature that two people become when they engage in intercourse

Watch a porno and you'll know what I mean. The beast with two backs can even be found in your bedroom or any popular sexual habitat

by Marisha A January 23, 2007

Turtle-back Sack

When a males scrotum is hard like a turtle's shell.

Man, these tighty whities gave me a turtle-back sack.

by Ank D. Holla January 8, 2009

hanging out the back

Shagging!

I hung out the back of your mama last night!

by Paddy October 21, 2003

back door action

Sticking your Man-Sausage in her Butt-Hole

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Back-Hand Fantail

Luxurious form of male masturbation.

Step 1: Take off/drop pants or unzip.

Step 2: While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool.

Step 3: Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.

Step 4: Maintain ringlike grip on The Penis with thumb and forfinger. Fanning out remaining three fingers.

Step 5: Rub it out. Maintain Fan.

Example 1
Matos: What's up Stef, your looking blue?

Stef: Man, cranking just isn't hitting the spot anymore.

Matos: Dude, just start pumping Back-Hand Fantails, it's like your knob won the lottery.

Example 2
Hayden: Yo, what you up to tonight Big Mattress?

Matt: Just popping off Back-Hand Fantails.

Hayden: Living large!

by M Dogg Diggity April 28, 2009

hit me back

Answer back or get in contact.

...Well, I hope you get this letter, hit me back(answer me or write me back, trully yours, this is Dan.

by Daniel(AC-Capu) April 28, 2006