Blame it on baby

The album that cured everyone’s depression in 2020

Person 1: Yo did you hear about Blame it on baby? I don’t want to kill someone anymore!

by Jamesonfenway April 17, 2020

Corona Baby

Babies born twelve to sixteen months after the start of the COVID-19 Mandatory Quarantine Pandemic. Depending on your geographic location, the start of quarantine happened anywhere from January 2020-March 2020. Many activities can happen in quarantine, such as follows: Netflix, limitless trips to the refrigerator, arts and crafts, binge drinking on a daily basis, working out, wondering where to buy toilet paper, playing music on your balcony using pots and pans with others that are quarantined, and sex. Yes, alot of sex, and most likely unprotected due to protection most likely not being at the top of the survival list of being in quarantine. The result of unprotected quarantined sex is called, a Corona Baby.

"OH my goodness, your baby is adorable, how old is he!?" " Well, he's a Corona Baby, and the year is 2025, so you do the math."

by EsmeGotti April 21, 2020

stinky baby

a stinky baby is simply someone in your friend group who either acts immaturely when it comes to din dinns or beddy baws, or someone who always complains.

You should always react to a stinky baby by saying "Waaaaaaaa" to mock them for being a stinky baby

Person 1 - "That Glenn character is such a Stinky Baby, is he really going to bed at 9pm?"
Glenn- "I'M NOT A STINKY BABY SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP NOOOO IM NOT A BABY!!"
Person 1- "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"!

by Fuck the Tories haha February 16, 2020

cage baby

a baby born into an orphanage kept in a cage

miguel youre a cage baby

by homedog1345 May 4, 2020

Baby Zoomer

Baby Zoomer - the resulting baby boom with an influx of babies conceived during the pandemic. Zoomer in reference to the mass move of video conferencing to keep businesses going during the pandemic. More babies conceived due to stay at home orders.

Baby zoomers are the next baby boomers.

by deaoats May 29, 2020

Cheeto baby

The infant of a woman who sustained herself while pregnant primarily on Cheetos snacks, but, also likely, Slim Jims, and any other variety of processed snack food one can find at a convenience store.

Near or entirely missing from the mother's diet: fruits, whole grains, & vegetables (aside from pickles, Bibb lettuce, catsup, and french fries).

Rad Manager Debbie: Thanks for the delivery, but, I swear, these pregnant girls working for me? They're gonna all have a Cheeto babies! I worry for these babies!

Delivery man: Cheeto baby? *Chuckling*

Debbie: Cheeto babies create a whole, negative cycle. They come out needing aspiration, get on assistance...it's a self-fulfilling prophecy...

by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe June 3, 2020

Twitter baby

Someone basically raised by the internet that gets all of their opinions from Twitter, Reddit, etc.

Make sure you never post anything slightly offensive otherwise some Twitter baby will find it and rally the internet to cancel you!

by OGhyperV July 1, 2020