wankin asshole 

a shitstained cocksucka who loves dat cock in their anal hole

hey josh, you a wankin asshole
dat nigga a wankin asshole
sup bitch, yall know you a wankin asshole
then gelvin was all like, you a wankin asshole!!

wankin asshole by bROD November 29, 2013

puckering asshole

When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.

"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"

puckering asshole by Thotler💁 July 23, 2015

Mythical asshole 

The act of an individual being an asshole- but it's difficult to prove or to provide proof. He said she said situations usually constitute one as a mythical asshole. Typically this phrasing is acknowledge with x-husbands, shitty boyfriends & narcissistic bosses.

I couldn't get through to Troy during our conversation- I don't know why, but he was being a complete mythical asshole.

Mythical asshole by Nerdymama September 12, 2015

chocolate asshole 

When ones butt is smeared in fecal matter

Chanan looked down and discovered had a chocolate asshole.

chocolate asshole by chananlovesmia May 3, 2016

Uncultured Asshole Disorder 

When an internet troll questions your taste in media by using their own false claims of knowing how real plays work, they often claim that school plays don't qualify as actual experience and think that all drama classes are about learning about the likes of William Shakespeare, they also think that they know better than you in terms of pop culture references.

Wow...talk about a major case of Uncultured Asshole Disorder

Uncultured Asshole Disorder by MM132 July 13, 2016

Derpy asshole 

a derpy asshole is a person who trolls people and is an asshole

we all are derpy assholes sometimes

Derpy asshole by qzfyerh56f August 8, 2016

Checkered asshole 

When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered

"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"

Checkered asshole by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016