April 26

National trade nudes to your ex day

Kyle: I just April 26’d my ex Jenny the other day
Jeff: Nice man!

by OctopusPotato March 31, 2020

April 27

April 27 is the national buster day. Everyone born in this day are automatically fat and get no hoes and are broke.

Look his name is Jared and he was born in April 27 we know he gets no hoes

by Realtropi March 24, 2023

April 30th

National Thong/Ass pic day
send ur bf or homie an ass pic

Yo it’s April 30th
shit bro here’s a ass pic

by ballsinmyjaw April 29, 2022

April

A nice child who is about 13 years old. She plays basketball, practices the clarinet, Everything in between. If she is angered by a kid she will turn the game into dodgeball and directly hit the kid. She is just a kid trying to live life. Very chill

1 year ago, April was randomly on a walk to the park with her basketball. This random kid who passed by and hit her with a skateboard angered her so much that she hit him with the basketball and threw him to the other sidewalk.

by youtuber1289 April 30, 2022

april 26th

day to have hace alone time when you and your partner 69 and you stick a finger up their butt

friend: did you guys april 26th?

guy: hell yeah we did.

by vampdiaroes69 March 31, 2021

14th of April

National greef-day. On this day Titanic began to sink.

-Wait, it is your birthday today?
-Yeah, it is.
-Happy Birthday, and I'm sorry.
-What are you sorry for?
-All the people that died on Titanic the 14th of April

by xoxodepressedgirl October 30, 2019

april 8

kiss a girl you met in flordia day

hey, it is april 8th, kiss that girl u like who is in flordia from louisville!!

by woofycatmeow April 8, 2022