Douche Pound

The act of giving someone props and punching their hand with excessive force. Often done by white people who have a tendency to need acceptance with others.

Hey man, great job up there. props man. (Douche Pound)

"Props Brother!" "Frig, easy on the Douche Pound."

by sexy jesse May 10, 2010

douche nozzle

A long groomed beard which projects from the chin whereas the rest of the face is shaved.

Dude, Ian Scott from Anthrax has a awesome douche nozzle. He must be the king douche.

by Leroy Jeeenkinzzzz May 10, 2011

Douche Canoe

An expression used to describe someone who is extremely stupid and infuriating.

1. Molly: My boyfriend was pressuring me into sex last night.

Shannon: What a douche canoe!

2. Ethan: My mom is being a douche canoe, she won’t let me smoke pot in my room.

by Thomanthan Bosley September 29, 2020

stealth douche

A person who appears cool and normal at first, and then, unexpectedly, reveals a decidedly douchey character. Common exhibitors of stealth doucheness are outside sales representatives, apartment leasing managers, college fraternity presidents, and automotive salesmen. While more commonly seen in males, females may also exhibit stealth doucheness, yet females with the condition are typically referred to as backstabbing beyotches.

I thought Sam was cool at first. He always brought beer to the office party and looked the other way when I was cruising online instead of working. But the dude is a stealth douche - he suddenly ratted me out to HR and now I'm on probation.

by sorkab August 4, 2010

Crooked douche

An individual who far surpasses typical douchery. Usually shifty and shady in behavior. One who usually is emotional less and insensitive to others feelings. They are often also irrational and downright mean.

Yo Jaime your a crooked douche!

by EB1234 November 15, 2013

Douche-T

A T-shirt, primarily worn by douche bags, that clearly defines why the wearer is, in fact, a douche bag. These shirts mag include but are not limited to the following phrases: "free-lance vagina inspector", "im not a gyno, but ill take a look", "laugh so i can see em bounce", "smile if you arent wearing any panties.

-Did you see that guys douche-t?
-Absolutely. In a shirt like that, the only vagina he'll see he will be paying for on the internet.

by kh2507 March 10, 2011

douche drown

to wade too deep into your own bullshit and stubbornly refuse to admit it.

Rachel Dolezal and Donald Trump are willing victims of douche drowning.

by Irie Zozobra August 13, 2015