calamity james

englands number one goalkeeper

"ol' keegan's gonna enjoy 'im"
"who?"
"calamity james, oo ja fink!"
"england, england's number one, england's, number one"
"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

by theWestHamfan January 14, 2004

free James Brown

The act of defecation.

Other terms which express this action include raise a stink and paint the town brown.

person 1: I really need to get in the bathroom.

person 2: Just go whiz behind the house, nobody'll see you.

person 1: But I gotta free James Brown!

person 2: wanna borrow my mom's Holy Bible to wipe with? The pages are surprisingly soft.

person 1: ok that sounds cool, but how come YOU get to be person 2? I'm the one dropping the deuce!

person 2: Look bro, I'm just a fictional character in a hypothetical conversation which was contrived for the purposes of illustration. Go ask hecktor dangus.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 7, 2010

James Buchanan Barnes

A.K.A Bucky, he and Steve Rogers were childhood friends before (spoiler alert) Bucky was turned into the Winter Soldier and had his memory erased.

James Buchanan Barnes iis my gay lil baby hurt him & I'll kill you.

by The real deal 7125 February 11, 2017

Lebron James

The Best Basketball player now-a-days. Fuck Kobe bryant who is an over rated asshole. Don't say he is better than Lebron because he has 5 rings. It takes a team to win rings. Look at the Cav's now, this shows that HE was their team.

Oh Look, Lebron James won NBA regular season MVP, yet again, that makes it back-to-back MVP's for him

by lebron_is_the_man6 March 24, 2011

Stephen James Hendry

A real sex god, tattoos cover him head to toe while his eyes stare through your soul. His modeling career makes him seem like a jerk but in reality he knows the right kind of humor.

Have you seen Stephen James Hendry? That man can take me any day

With all those tattoos you could say he's the next Stephen James Hendry

by Mikeyxx101 August 1, 2018

James Special

Getting a BJ at the bar while drinking a 40 and getting caught by your wife in the middle.

Dude, I was at the bar the other night and after I lost 60 bucks in the poker machine, I went up to the bar and got a James Special

by Little Tex July 24, 2011

james

james is usually a fat kid in his feelings and is always shy but can be a good boyfriend he knows food is the way to a girls heart

girl 1:james is amazing I just can't get him out of my head.

girl 2:thats a (james) .

by panda_boy420 December 26, 2019