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When you're fucking a mom doggystyle in the ass, pull your dick out, shove it in her daughter's throat, then put it in her mom's pussy.
I totally family treed that bitch Karen and her whore daughter Stacy.
by sextermdictionary March 18, 2021
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Go-Fuck-Up-A-Tree

Phrase

When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?
"Mom feeling a bit overwhelmed with my dumbass behaviour, tells me to go-fuck-up-a-tree.
by * Boi with his dumb kids January 1, 2024
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Custard Tree

Akin to a family tree, a Custard tree refers to a womans sexual partners and historically how they overlap and fan out

A.K.A Custard Web
You're dads in my Custard Tree
by The custardodian March 16, 2012
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Shade Tree Mechanic

An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.

Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."

Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.

Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
by 1lyf1luv December 13, 2023
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Mexican Christmas Tree

Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?
by MikeInGrafton June 21, 2024
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vaginal christmas trees

hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?
by sloppy joe your girl December 13, 2023
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busy as tree

Busy as a tree is defined as being loaded and slammed with alot of work but don't show it to people. Such as having 3 research papers due this weekend but don't look stress out about it on their day to day life when they really are thinking about it mentally. They are do have a strong bark to hide the craziness of their lifes.
Damm timbers and her partner mr.tree don't show it but they are busy as tree!
by Michael J Cahoon January 28, 2023
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