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Max

A Max is generally a self absorbed character. Very charming to lure you in. Acts confident, but inside is insecure and shy. A Max is terrible at committing long term. A Max could do with more stamina and a better work ethic. A Max is generally bald.
“That Max got no chat girl

“Max is gone in 60 seconds
by HappyDoggy November 23, 2021
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Max M

Max M faggot extremely homophobic asshole.
No likes him because of his massive nipples and tiny ballsack. If u see max you know dudes are coming.
ShitMax M is coming run he’ll give you gay faggot syndrome
by Josh’s should s b December 23, 2019
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Max

Max is a very lovable person. will most likely find their true love at a young age and will find school rough. They are matched well with most normally matched well with girls named Ruby. They are cocky and have high self-esteem, however, is always used in a good way to make people smile. Max's are the type of people you should cherish if you have been blessed enough to have known or met a Max in your life. When Max starts to become flirty they have found the person they want to be with. most of the time Max's have a hard time trusting people but when they trust someone they get very easily attached. They have attachment issues. When they find someone and open up to that person their entire life has been steered towards that person. All your thoughts are channelled towards that person. However, when someone thing hurts you emotionally it takes a while for you to bounce back. Max's are always genuine and are always meaning the best by their actions.
Max meets a girl
Smirky smile
Max: "Hey what's your name?"
Girl: "my name's Ruby"
Max: "Hey Ruby your very pretty"
Ruby: falls in love
by SLIDIE CARS November 24, 2021
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Max Blenk

a person who looks black but is brutally white inside with his appearance.
Oh there is Max Blenk, we should gift him some Durags
by cancerhead81 November 21, 2021
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Scutterd To The Max

I Smoked 4 Blunts Now I’m Scutterd To The Max
by Kendric Lamar April 1, 2019
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Max

Max is the nigerian word for "tiny penis" and they usually also say that it means whale cock in chinese
Guy 1: LOOK AT THAT "MAX"
GUY 2: YEAH IT*S SO TINY
by Primate cunt December 14, 2016
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max

is the most wonderful guy i've ever known in my entire life, he's so special to me. this boy is perfect in every ways possible, his voice consoles me, and the nicknames he gives me. not to mention he's the prettiest and the most loving boy, his soft blonde hair and his blue eyes, he's more than just a dream. he's (un)hateble, he will never be my second choice, and no matter what in this life, or another life, or any others life, i'll always love him unconditionally. not to mention, he's the best boy-friend in the world, why does it feel so great to be his girlfriend like just being called his girlfriend give me butterflies... I used to chase butterflies when i was younger, but i didnt know max would give me them for free. no but for real tho, i love him so much, i'll always love him endlessly till' i lose my ability to live and feel. i love you so much, max<33.
' oh your talking about max ? yeah we're still dating, and i still love him '
by maxsloverlol February 4, 2022
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