Sam

Sam is a simp no cap. Everyone hates him and he’s a neek, hating on nittys because he’s jealous that they live a better life on drugs than he will ever have. He also can’t pull for shit.

Did u see Sam try pull today, that girl was way out of his league. He also chatted shit about me for doing ket. Fuck him.

by KetIsLoveKetIsLife March 31, 2020

Sam

A dentist

Sam is a dentist

by ratiugasyalp March 30, 2022

Sam Atko

Massive fuck boy who’s drowns in the putang. Must have at least 10 girls on the go at one time to be considered this sex god. May also be a gay best friend

“You’re such a Sam Atko, you’re drowning in the clunge”

by Oooooooooooooooooooooof June 1, 2018

sam apperlee

Sam apperlee will win Americas got talent

Sam apperlee is so great she is going to win

by ##1 fan February 18, 2019

Sam

Sam is a fat guy who plays guitar very well. His deep voice makes him more lovable. He's a kind guy but he's ignorant. There is a girl who called him his bestfriend but whatever.

Fuck you Sam

by Shiboo May 22, 2019

Sam

An amazing man, you need to know this bitch. He his the best boyfriend and he dose everything for you like it's insane.

Person 1: Is that Sam?

Person 2: yeah it is he's so good
Girlfriend: back off he's mine

by YouAREANASSSWHOLE January 30, 2021

Sam

Someone who has a giant horse cock and fucks david and sephton on a daily basis. if you dont like sam then go jump off a fucking bridge.

Sam has a massive dick

by sambfc2007 July 11, 2022