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Hoarse Horse

A noun describing a horribly disfigured or poor-quality drawing of a horse. This horse can have traits including but not limited to: Cartoon human head, bent neck, straight legs and rectangle hooves.
Hannah likes drawing ponies, but they end up looking more like a hoarse horse
by YourDictionaryHelper August 15, 2024
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Horse in the gutter

Where someone cums on your head and it drips down into your ass crack
He horse in the guttered her
by Crakedgamer57274 September 11, 2021
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tree horse house cat

A tree horse house cat that likes to eat stars and ducklings.
by 347 Hello there March 3, 2021
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Horse neck

A person that has poor posture and the angle of the neck resembles that of a horse's. The muscles in the neck are so weak and the head is heavy that the neck bends.
"Yeah, Mitch has a horse neck, he can't keep his head up straight."
by Snake145 August 16, 2021
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Topiary Horse

A horse - made out of a hedge.
It guards the gates to the city Juffair and protects all those who venture in. Located close to The World's Shittest Bar, members of the Bahrain Cultural Trip are obliged to take a selfie with the "Beast of Bahrain" - preferably pretending to slip one up the tradesman's entrance.
Did anyone see Alan's date last night? She's a worse ride than the Topiary Horse.
by MaccieG August 20, 2023
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Piss like a store horse

I had to piss like a store horse
by Pixelated fetishes May 1, 2019
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Pale Horse

Fentanyl
Heroin was called "horse" for many years, and fentanyl (sometimes called china white) is nasically a pale or lighter colored horse. .
8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
by KrashWorship September 9, 2022
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