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Post-Move Fuck

When you move into a new place and have sex within 24 hours. Typically your first night or morning in a new place. Possibly as a house-warming thing.

It could be with your partner, a one-night stand, or a hooker.
Me and Gertrude moved into our new place yesterday, and post-move fucked the roof down last night! What a great way to end such a long and difficult day of moving.
by Lefty Power 123 September 26, 2021
mugGet the Post-Move Fuckmug.

Post Yuletide Syndrome

The days following Christmas when the excitement of new presents has worn off and it's time to return to work.
Manager/boss: "Why so glum today?"
Employee: "I'm suffering from PYS"
Manager/boss: "What?"
Employee: "Post Yuletide Syndrome"
by Lingo Gringo December 27, 2011
mugGet the Post Yuletide Syndromemug.

Post Oak Middle School

You want to watch out for kids like Brody, which will throw a ball 100mph during dodgeball that will go down your throat, and out your-

You also want to watch out for Cesar. “memephail”… sorry just old habits.

Oh and don’t forget Shanty, he’ll hit you will that “Shanty-tax”

And Austin is very young kid, the youngest out of most of the six-graders. Austin is very good in percussion and playing piano, you don’t want to challenge him.

Oh and Linkin, uhh-

Here’s some other OP students:
-Leland, otherwise considers as “Coconut” from his head shape.
-Kash
-And more I personally don’t want to list

Continuing on, you also want to be very kind and polite and kind to the teachers, or else just the very slightest bit of disrespect will get you 80 days of ISS.
by JustSomeRandomChild September 8, 2023
mugGet the Post Oak Middle Schoolmug.

Post Head Trauma Syndrome

When you can't remember anything recent from the last 2 hours, and not aware about important events. This is caused from some severe brain injury.
Girl: I can't believe you cheated on me with a hoe.

Guy: Oh my gosh, how do you remember that?!

Girl: Jeez! It's not like i have Post Head Trauma Syndrome!!
by rossano January 10, 2009
mugGet the Post Head Trauma Syndromemug.

Merchant-posting

The art of posting sub luminally anti-Semitic memes on alt-right image forums for comedic effect. Merchant in this instance referring to people of Jewish descent. Often in threads that can go on quite extensively. The images typically try to obscure the profile of a large nose characteristic of the exaggerated caricature of a typical Jewish stereotype.
Oh man did you see that new post?

I did! Man these jokers just can't stop merchant-posting to save their lives!
by The__speaker_of__truth June 11, 2022
mugGet the Merchant-postingmug.

national post ur bsf day

july 5th ~ national post a good picture of ur bsf dayyy
1: “hey chicken butt,yk what td is??”
2: “uhh no sweet cheeks, what is it?”
1: “ NATIONAL POST UR BSF DAY”
by monkeyrive July 4, 2024
mugGet the national post ur bsf daymug.
Oct. 7, National Post Your Arch Pic Day. Post your arch pic and let them niggas know wassup!!
Boy: Whats today?
Girl: ITS NATIONAL POST YOUR ARCH PIC DAY!!!
by PumpkinSlater21 October 7, 2023
mugGet the National Post Your Arch Pic Daymug.

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