Ass dirt

known as the left over crap that doesn't get wiped off when one is finished cleaning their ass after taking a chocolate nugget.
Usually guys have this problem the most since its harder to clean a harry ass.

me:hey man? whats the best way to get rid of ass dirt

friend: bleach and a scrub brush .

me: wow Ive never seen my asshole so clean :)

by the lomondo September 2, 2013

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ass broke

No money at all and none coming in.

Unemployment ran out and I have no leads. I'm ass broke!!!

by therealpatriot August 5, 2010

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Container Ass

An ass which is only good when viewed in a container, such as jeans. Otherwise it is a big old jiggly ass.

"Man her ass looks real nice in them jeans"
"Dude, its probably just a container ass"

by Deaoay Omtay October 11, 2007

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Astroid Ass

When a girl has a butt that just looks fucking fantastic in pants, but once the pants come off it has so many craters it looks like an astroid.

Can also sometimes been seen when wearing very tight skirts.

Example 1
Girl 1: Ugh, she has such an astroid ass! Everyone thinks it looks so nice, but it's really not that nice!
Girl 2: I know dude, I saw that shit in the locker room the other day!
Example 2
Student 1: Dude, Ms D has such a nice ass!
Student 2: It's not that nice dude, wait until she turns around in that tight skirt. That shit's an astroid ass!

by BagFullOfBlowjobs December 13, 2014

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