Doing a Tom

Repeatedly getting back with your ex multiple times despite the toxicity of your relationship and your friends’ better judgement.

Oh for gods sake, Becky. This is the third time you’ve broken up, don’t be doing a Tom.

by Poontangclan December 1, 2018

barrel of tom

Popular song among beer drinker

Roll roll the barrel, roll the barrel of Tom

by TomTheBarrel June 8, 2018

bombasbastic tom

A bombasbastic tom is a very hyper guy.

Bombasbastic tom was hopping down the hallway

by Toeman00012 May 30, 2023

Unit of Tom

Approximately two hours of sleep.

A: Wasn't Will going to join us for the movie?
B: Yeah, but he took a unit of tom half an hour ago, so he's not going to make it

by Nono, that otherguy July 25, 2015

Tom Clancy

Someone who is a follower or worshipper of Tom Clancy. Usually a fatass who claims to know a lot about firearms.

I am a Tom Clancy and I have read his first novel, The Hunt For Red October

by YuOfTheNight November 11, 2019

Tom Bradford

Abseloute chad, Way better than Scott, Aiden, Jack or Harry. Straightest guy on earth.

He is also the chairman of jetBritish, The best airline.

Wow, Look at Tom Bradford over there, What a fucking incredible guy

by jetBritish June 9, 2021

TOM

Time of the month

Hey girl can’t go swimming today Tom is here.

by Prettybolocks July 26, 2019