Tom

One Thicc ass ginger bitch, the manliest man and the great disrespecter of wahmen. Often nicknamed ‘chunky’

Example:
Person 1: Tom! You can’t do that! They’ll kill you!
Tom: Well that feminist rally won’t disrespect itself

by Shaddowrogue October 15, 2019

tom

Tom is a hot character in harry potter, he may have no nose but he is fine period

girl 1 : who is your fav harry potter charac-

me: tom riddle

girl 1 : gurl,i didn't finish-

me: i said tom riddle , take it or leave it.

by Chuuniee March 06, 2023

Tom

One who is not only great in bed, they are great in the kitchen, in the car, in a park, a church parking lot, my parents' bed, the courthouse bathroom, everywhere. The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet. Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.

I couldn't keep my mouth off of Toms dick, every orifice of my body aches for that sex god. Girl 1: *Cries*

Girl 2: What's wrong?!

Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me

Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...

Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.

by ChloeTheAngel April 03, 2017

Tom

The best guy you will ever meet in your entire life he will make you the happiest and show you ur true potential. tom will always listen and be there for you no matter the situation he is the best boyfriend 1 could ask for so if you find yourself a tom make it worthwhile because he will treat you with perfection he can always bring a smile to your face and can be quite kinky. He is really funny n cute but doesn’t realise how lovely he is, he also over thinks a lot of things and when he has you he is letting u go and he will love you millions xox

Isn’t that tom so perfect

Yeah true I wish I had a tom

by Somiafaw February 09, 2020

Tom

A grumpy racist old man. Enjoys an abundance of hostess products. Generally uses broken English. Does not like cheese and loves to not talk to his wife. Calls people names all the time

“Wow Tom is in quite the angry mood today”

by Darien the driver February 01, 2022

Tom

Nigga nigga nigga nigga

Tom is a ducking nigga

by Tomh22522 November 22, 2021

Tom

A young foreign boy who is diabetic and sucks on his own genders genitals. He is praised by the homosexuals as the "gay lord". He is also an IRA member with tublord Oisin Cummins

You're such a Tom (Translation) You're such a gaylord

by Mr.MK October 14, 2019