I Have Not Showered In 36 Days

Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.

Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.

by tally hall enthusiast August 26, 2023

walls have eyes and ears

an expression meaning

even if you want to keep something a secret, someone, somehow, somewhere, will eventually find out.

son: dad, what does the expression" walls have eyes and ears" mean?

father: it means, lol, even if you talk to yourself, others, may, and will get useful, useful to themselves I mean, information out of you short-handed, which means you can't keep a secret if you talk to yourself. you therefore have The Right to Remain Silent.

by Sexydimma October 15, 2012

Sweaty and Have to Speak a Different Language

Term used to describe a school day where you have physical education and french (or any subject teaching you about a language that is not native to you).

Nick: You know what they say about Russia
Saul: what
Nick: Your sweaty and have to speak a different language!

by No_Name_Bob January 28, 2021

That's from the half that you are not supposed to have seen

I was right about the cause of it and I am not the one controlling what you can or cannot see. If you are accusing me of being that IT CAN ONLY BE BECAUSE my privacy is being invaded and you are a part of an ancillary audience that is acting in bad faith to accrue material benefits FROM ME and horde them too yourselves. And that's why I feel so comfortable insulting everything you are in as many ways as possible.

Hym "That's from the half that you are not supposed to have seen and I'm the best spokesperson ever because the crime in D.C. is the lowest it's ever been."

A retard "But he SAID that he is whatever we call him so his IS that! The thing you said!"

Hym "And that is what you are doing. You are taking all of the GOOD things I do for yourselves and then invading my privacy to set me up for the bad things and that is LITERALLY the point of the show 'The Good Place.' It's the story of the people who found out that there are TWO audiences and the ones that aren't actively trying to condemn me to hell and rape my mind while they steal my shit coming to the realization that their are 2 audiences.

All of this is to cover for the fact that someone else who isn't supposed to be watching is doing so and they are trying to steal my life from me because their was never going to amount to anything. And as long as they can bribe the right people and convince people to lie and withhold information from me they can abscond with their ill-gotten gains and leave me holding the bag. The people doing this don't care what I did or said. THEY lied. And I know exactly what they told you. 'It was just a stupid prank. It's just Hym. He's not going to do anything but actually all of the good ideas are mine or you should let ME get his stuff instead cus that'll show Hym, right?' But really it was the thing I said it was. The people doing it are perversely motivated. Almost entirely by greed. Greed masquerading as virtue. As opposed to a freely signed, fair contract where people can uses whatever they want under the condition that if the AI hashes out, I receive the credit I deserve and enough money to pull myself of the unique situation which I found myself. That's from the half that you are not supposed to have seen. I will not dial back I single God damn word. It's some fucking idiot trying to make fetch a thing and doing it at my expense because YOU WOULDN'T KNOW I SAID ALL OF THAT IF THEY WEREN'T DOING THIS TO ME.

by Hym Iam December 2, 2025

Yo can I have dis?

used in terms of endearment

"yo can I have dis?"
"okay thank"

by yourenotmyrealmum March 12, 2017

or the terrorists have won

basically, it's used in the following ways:

1. the best excuse to get what you want.
2. A phrase helping to persuade the other side to aid you or doing, random acts of evil.
You name it

Admit you absolutely love male & female characters to the point you want to jack off to Rule 34 porn of them or have actual "Sex" with them or the terrorists have won

admit you secretly like/love listening to Skrillex's whole discography, Taylor Swift's whole discography, Rebecca Black's Friday, Justin Bieber's Baby, Aqua's Barbie, Spice Girl's Wannabe, Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe, Paris Hilton's Stars Are Blind, Design The Skyline's Surrounded By Silence or the terrorists have won

Respect furries & their fetishes or the terrorists have won
Play video games 24/7 and never get a job or the terrorists have won
Party like a wild animal and get wasted and have sex like there's no tomorrow or the terrorists have won
Give all the human rights to LGBTQ+ people or the terrorists have won
Vote for Donald Trump or the terrorists have won
Harvest all the Little Sisters & kill all allies in Bioshock 1 & 2 or the terrorists have won
Kill Ashley Graham in Resident Evil 4 or the terrorists have won

by DarkWolfLord666 January 5, 2024

I have a bomb

When TJ has a bomb, usually in the Bomb Truck in Town and Debug.

TJ: "I have a BOMB!"
Kenny: "I HAVE A BOMB!!!"

by Kenny McCormick! July 17, 2023