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an awkard amount of money

An amount of money that at face value is significant and helpful, but doesn't come close to what is necessary for your needs and obligations.
I won $50,000 in the lottery! An awkard amount of money. It's like $32,000 after taxes. I have like $200,000 in student debt and my annual overhead is $100,000 and I owe $40,000 on my car. I can't really do anything with this money. It's a lot, but it doesn't really help in my day to day lifestyle and doesn't make much of a dent in my debts.
by Tubby Crockett November 15, 2021
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Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.
I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 23, 2022
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Febreze Money

Additional income to support the "finer things" or allows you an increased indulgence within your unconscious habits.
My stimulus just hit, I got that febreze money!
by Beaver Tail May 27, 2020
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trump money

Freely spendable capital or cash with dubious or insincere backing..
I better spend this trump money before they find out it's smoke and mirrors
by aml51z May 28, 2018
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toggle money

Toggle money should be used when referring to hits such as “Icey” and “813 Anthem”. Created by the legendary Money Mitch and Amari.
by Raplover813 October 13, 2018
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