Salty Mary

When a grandson needs to hold his Grand- Mother's hand to go to sleep..

You Salty Mary you need grandm's hand to go to sleep... you little Salty Mary

by HOBSY@HOME February 24, 2024

Mary pietrazek

A women who defied the universe and had me 🤭

She’s Mary pietrazek, coolest ever

by Your neighborhood gay December 9, 2023

Mary Kate

Mary Kate is a blonde girl with light colored eyes. She's so pretty, her hair is gorgeous, and she dresses well. She loves soccer, singing, and reading. She's sweet, down-to-earth, and determined. Shes not great at spelling but gets amazing grades. She's hard on herself.

Mary Kate is a popular girl that everyone loves.

Kid: "Who kicked the ball that high?!"
Kid 2: "Mary-Kate ofc. She's a great soccer player!"
Kid: "She should be captain! She's so good!"
Kid 2: "wow, that's a great idea! Mary Kate would be great at that, she's a great leader"

by welpimstillhere December 27, 2023

Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.

Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome

by Lavynia May 19, 2018

Sharna-Marie

Sharna Marie other wise known as sharna-arita are the prettiest funniest person you ever meet and could have you in laughing fits in a second

She will are usually found doing laps of The mud track in the gym or doing laps of blw all of which with Gabriella

Shana-Aritas are kind, confident caring ,strong ,loud and the literal definition of beauty

She will usually be found with her best friend Gabriella as they are basically attached

Sharna Marie’s Love mud and driving around in trucks and Peugeots

packets of pom bears or wrestling Gabriella to the ground

She won’t take no shit from no one other than her Best friend so don’t try it (because Fiona will come out and you will be sorry)

They give really good advice will keep your deepest secrets and I will make you laugh even when your at your lowest

If you find a Shana Marie make her your best friend because you’re gonna need Need her trust me

And if you’ve already got one keep her even if she does chor the last bit of your chocolate snowman !!

Sharna-Marie

by Gabba Toria November 23, 2021

Nika and Mari

Nika and mari are the most perfect couple to ever walk on earth. They should make out asap.

-Hey there names are Nika and Mari,
they are meant for eachother.

by Joylne Cujoh May 13, 2022

Vessel Marie Token

A creature that is likely the result of a siren and a leprechaun breeding (which would explain the dancing). He is very silly and filled with big emotions while also being a massive nerd. It is well known that his laughter is notorious for shattering mortal beings where they stand. It is speculated that he may be a primordial eldritch being. It should be noted that he is also the father of a beautiful flamingo son that goes by the name Jericho Vesselonius Token. He can be observed going through a cycle of energetic dancing, having a mental breakdown, hyping up the homies, fighting a giant, nearly getting sniped with a drumstick, strutting like an exotic male bird searching for a mate, and zoomies. His diet consists of can of peas, bologna, caramel, taco bell, new flesh, and cream cheese on a broken jaw. Do not give him sugar past 5pm. You will end up hearing him scream all night about it. When feeding, he can be observed saying "nom nom". Overall, Vessel Marie Token is a miraculous creature deserving of deep love and affection.

Sleep: "Vessel Marie Token, did you get into the sugar again?!"

Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"

by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 3, 2025