Muffin

Muffin/Muffinhead

A term that describes someone as annoying or obnoxious.

Person A: AUGHAUAUGH- I want milky >:(
Person B: Ugh, you're such a muffin

by Bluwucat June 25, 2021

Muffin Man

A person who makes her friend buy a muffin for her and completely demolish it within seconds. The muffin gets everywhere.

Madilyn your such a muffin man.

by i_have_a_sad_life February 25, 2021

Muffin

A person who is very odd, out of place, weird. This term is usually used by those who are ferda, or in a frat. Pronounced (Maw-fin). Created by Dunks + Clark on MyLittleMuffinReviews on TikTok

“Dude Johnny is so weird. He’s such a muffin.”

by Duncan Higgins July 7, 2025

Cunt muffin

A chubby or fat vagina, not to be confused with a camel toe. See FUPA.

I love a good cunt muffin
Last night I ate my girlfriends cunt muffin
Her cunt muffin was so big I couldn't finish it

by That1crazybutniceguy May 25, 2017

barbecue muffin

The act of pouring barbecue sauce on a woman's vagina before going down on her.

Jerry got bored with his wife's tasteless vagina, so he gave her a barbecue muffin to spice things up.

by Crunchy Dark April 28, 2014

anus muffin

Term of affection for a person that has a sweet personality with an ass to match.

Morning my little anus muffin!

by CouchAstronaut November 20, 2016

Muffin Zuffin

So smoll

You muffin zuffin

by Kevinjonesisaboomer June 27, 2021