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bouncer blocked

Pronounced: BOWNSER BLOK-ED

When a bouncer doesnt let you into the club therefore stopping any progress you made with the girls you met in the queue.
DUDE THAT GUY TOTALLY BOUNCER BLOCKED ME. SOMETHING ABOUT SCANNING MY ID. ASSHOLE..
by Myfeed22 February 6, 2014
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Wood block

It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.
My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.
by Thermoraptor May 6, 2022
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National Bite a Block of Cheese Day

December 4th is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day. Celebrate by buying a block of Extra Sharp Cheddar or Jack and chomp away.
"Skwindles just took a bite out of a cheese block."
"Wtf why?"
"It's National Bite a Block of Cheese Day, it's a requirement."
by e6st December 4, 2020
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Cubby block

A block made out of latex and plastic, used to transport kids around schools. It waddles using a self-controlled air bellow.
Mrs. Nora: Now, how about I waddle you around the whole school to get to your classroom.
Jimmy: But how?
Mrs. Nora: I'll get a cubby block for you to get waddled around the hallway to your kindergarten.
by Vorphy_101 April 26, 2024
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Blocked

A female not getting what she wants.
If a nigga tell me “NO”…blocked!!!
by Kristiana August 26, 2022
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Self cock block

A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.
Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019
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cock block

Oh you were cock blocked? By who? ... Oh! Robbie Burns was there..
by BoysNYC November 6, 2012
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