I'm You

Words said by Itadori Yuji from popular manga Jujustu Kaisen, when he defeated his main enemy Mahito. This line is in refrence to the fact that before the fight, Mahito said to Yuji "Im you", referring that Mahito will never stop killing people, and that Yuji will never stop killing curses

dude 1: Yo dude they're gonna animate the "I'm You" panel in Jujustu Kaisen next week!
dude 2: Your bullshitting me

by Rizz_God_Minors69 December 1, 2023

I'm game

Offering yourself up as bait towards crazy Russians. Often done best in the Alaskan Wilderness or on a tropical Island with a Cossack butler.

You want to hunt the most dangerous animal of them all. Well, I'm game.

by Brian April 24, 2004

I'm gonna' touch you

This phrase is used in many ways and the meaning depends on the context, it could be approvation(1), decline(2), threat(3), or just having no other words to express yourself(4).

Its usually used close friends but its also frequent in between ppl who just met and seem to match vibes

(1)
Greta: yo we going out tmrw?
lydia: OMG I'M GONNA' TOUCH YOUUU

(2)
Max: Can we share the chips
Ava: I'm gonna' touch you
Max: awh

(3)
Via:whats wrong with you and Leo
Anne: Hes mad at me because I stole his bike
Leo: Anne I'm gonna' touch you
Via: You're done Anne

(4)
Caroline: So I was gonna go out with Josh, he is so hot
Nix: I'm gonna' touch you
Caroline: you are mean

by Corra_bro January 31, 2025

I'm a Physician

Famous last words from a knight trying to defend his queen. Similar to "trust me bro", it is now used as a way to counter an argument especially for a woman whom you'll never get.

"My understanding is a psychological body language, whenever that happens, people usually actually huddle up more to protect their mid-body, because that's where your organs are."

"I...I'm...I'm a physic..I'm a physician."

by imaphysician March 8, 2024

I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

You're so fed up and frustrated, to a state where "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!" seems like the only proper response to the situation. Sometimes followed by "In Minecraft." to censor, show insincerity, or make it seem less concerning.

I've been on hold with Veterans Affair for 3 hours, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!

by wolfnoworries January 6, 2024

That's fine --- I'm bi

Da smart-alacky remark dat you glibly toss back at your "little princess/pumpkin" date's father when he warns you, "Whatever you do to my daughter, I'll do to you."

Demurely telling your new gal's dad, "That's fine --- I'm bi" may indeed be sarcastically amusing by implying dat you would actually ENJOY having said paternal dude make you "take it up da bum", but said remark could also "backfire" (pun not intended, but it works well here!), especially if dat family is of the conservative-minded variety... even if they don't truly believe dat you actually meant it, they may still be highly offended at da flippant "either/or" sexual reference, and so the girl may no longer wish to date you, and her parents may not want their precious Miss Vulnerable to be hanging around with "some foul-mouthed/coarse-minded dude" like you.

by QuacksO April 16, 2020

No I'm not

You can't tell the difference between a position you've agreed with you consorts to take and you are hoping that your audience can't do the same IN THE SAME EXACT WAY you can't tell the difference between you God being real and your God not being real or you can't tell whether or not you're a piece of shit.

Hym "So no I'm not. You have taken the position 'Everything you said but about you.' So you can sneak my work out the back door. It's burglary what you are doing and burglary that is going to cost you."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025