got had

When an individual gets tricked, mislead, lied or is confused about a given subject and then assumes they are right about said subject.

Individuals who usually fall for outlandish conspiracy theories or hold fanatical beliefs about a subject as a form of truth.

Joey: Vaccines are being used to kill people! There is no proof that they are helping us. It says it in the Bible.
Tom: Don't listen to Joey. He got had.

by 000Six_Six000 November 29, 2022

You got me hyped up for cookie dough

A term coined by "CoffeeMc'Coffee" that means: When a false promise is made and it is not properly fulfilled - it subverts expectations by delivering a lower-quality result instead of what was originally promised.

Person A: YO LISTEN! I GOT THE BEST COOKIES IN TOWN! COME ON OVER RIGHT NOW!!
Person B: Oh cool, let's go there.
Person B: Dude.. what the heck? You're giving me cookie dough? YOU GOT ME HYPED UP FOR COOKIE DOUGH??

by coffeemccoffee9 September 24, 2025

imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade

the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF

john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)

by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 19, 2025

“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022

bitch i got yo man

when that bitch finally ends up alone because you stole her bf and you vibin'

" Samantha stole Rachel's boy and her aura was pretty much like 'bitch i got yo man'. "

by ava002 January 10, 2020

Got 'em

when your mom gay

Mom: "Son, I'm gay."
Son: "Got 'em!"

by faggots arent real May 22, 2018

You've got nothing to hang your coat on.

An argument without any proven facts.

Your argument is baseless; you've got nothing to hang your coat on. Take it with you on the way out.

by SuicideBot October 17, 2019