On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.
by slamdee July 15, 2017

See: cucker
When your parents watch each other fuck their own lovers and their newly conceived children end up being together.
When your parents watch each other fuck their own lovers and their newly conceived children end up being together.
P1: You see that girl over there? You don't want to know about her family tree.
P2: She's on her way to fulfilling the fucker from another cucker family legacy, that's for sure
P2: She's on her way to fulfilling the fucker from another cucker family legacy, that's for sure
by coldmail April 15, 2024

Do you see Martin? He's up carols chuffer even though she's an absolute dump truck, what an exhaust fucker
by StretchyRaff November 29, 2016

A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.
Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.
Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?
Aubrey: Alas, yes.
Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.
Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.
Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?
Aubrey: Alas, yes.
Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.
Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.
by Fake Flag December 3, 2023

As pertains to construction site or job site lingo
A worker or person who is constantly screwing around and challenging rules, playing pranks, smoking cigarettes inside the building, being a general pain in the ass.
A worker or person who is constantly screwing around and challenging rules, playing pranks, smoking cigarettes inside the building, being a general pain in the ass.
Listen here Fucker Knuckle! Rules are rules! If I catch you smoking in my building again, I’m gonna call your boss and have you removed from the jobsite.
by Yellow Bucket 0659 December 30, 2021

A member of law enforcement that pulls over truck drivers or people towing trailers and inspects them for violations.
These people go above and beyond to try and hamstring people with fines and violations to feel like actual men.
The female versions of these people, are actually just lot lizards trying to turn tricks to obtain drugs/alcohol.
These people go above and beyond to try and hamstring people with fines and violations to feel like actual men.
The female versions of these people, are actually just lot lizards trying to turn tricks to obtain drugs/alcohol.
Seen a couple trucker fuckers on my way to work this morning, had some dude and his rig pulled over.
Probably still sitting there, searching his truck and writing him tickets.
Probably still sitting there, searching his truck and writing him tickets.
by TVCAR112 October 7, 2025

Gwen: I tried to be a little kinky last night, so I bought these edible underwear and wore them. Who knew my man was a fucker muncher? Oh well!
by Da Ble3ps April 10, 2016
