One bird doesn't make a spring

It means that one good action, doesn't make a person's whole personality good.

-I helped an old lady cross the street.
-That's great, but it doesn't make up for the fact that you burned down your house on purpose and almostshot your boyfriend. One bird doesn't make a spring.
-Okay Maria, you don't have to be a bitch about it.

by kasandra_aishe April 19, 2020

getting two birds stoned at once

Rickyism for "killing two birds with one stone".

"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."

by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009

Killing two birds with one stone

Getting two things done with one action. Not the same as multitasking.

"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."

by piiglett. June 15, 2009

killing two birds with one stone

To take care of two problems with one action.

"While I was out delivering the pizza, I stopped by the bank so I wouldn't have to later. I was killing two birds with one stone."

by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009

ur nans got bird flu

an insult used by townies when challenged by anyone

person 1 "ur mum was shit"
person 2 "ur nans got bird flu"

by james burgestoff April 30, 2006

missed two birds with one stone

When you like an average looking girl (girl A) with a hotter best friend (girl B) and you admit it to girl B and she tells you that girl A thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl B) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl A, she wont go out with you.

I missed two birds with one stone, now I have an extreme case of blue balls.

by shane2012 November 09, 2009

bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

having one is better than seeing many

When searching for a better job, remember A bird in the hand... .

by VAKI5 May 09, 2005